Dan's Blog of Rawsome; Blogging Eclipse part 4

Jasper uses his super powers to calm Bella down, but this only works when Jasper and Bella are in the same room, much like my scented candle (Christmas Cupcake), which I have now named Jasper.

brb naming all my Christmas candles Jasper.

Prediction:
Bella returns home and finds Edward sitting alone in the dark kitchen.

EDWARD: Where were you?
BELLA: Um…at work.
EDWARD: Really?
BELLA: Yeah.
EDWARD: So you wouldn't mind if I called Mike Newton and asked him if you were at work?
BELLA: Um…Mike can't talk right now. He has a sore throa…
EDWARD: Damn it, Bella! Don't lie to me! You weren't at work! You were with…him.
BELLA: I just…
EDWARD: You just what? You could have been killed. Jacob could have turned into a werewolf and eaten you. Where are your hands?
BELLA: In my pockets.
EDWARD: Let me see them. I need to make sure he didn't eat your hands.
BELLA: I wouldn't be standing here if he ate my…
EDWARD: Silence! I see that he didn't eat your hands, but he may have given you the flu. Did he give you the flu, Bella? Don't lie to me!
BELLA: I don't think so…
EDWARD: That's just it, Bella. You never think. Now go to your room without dinner. I'll be up shortly to touch your face, and to make sure Jacob didn't eat your toes.
BELLA: Yay!

Meanwhile Jacob is hard at work writing his doctoral thesis: Pie Isn't Human Because It Doesn't Have A Heart.

Hello, I've been following this site for a few weeks now and a very big Team Jacob fan, but have never posted, until now that is, lol. I come bearing a very small gift, a few lines of a fic that I'm working on. Its not betaed (sp?) or very good.

( click if you want to? )

has this been posted yet? lol idk. :p i don't think i really get the story behind the whole lolcat thing, but i found this today and thought it was funnaayyy so i wanna share it with all of yas. ;D

My brother and I were sitting down one day over Thanksgiving break, perusing through all of the groups we joined and pages we became fans of on Facebook, when Nathaniel (my brother) decided he was going to make a group of his own.
"What are you going call it?" I asked.
"'You're not Team anything unless you've actually READ the Twilight Series.'"
And then I tackle-glomped him forever.

So if you believe this is true, and you have a Facebook, join the group -- even if you never visit it again, lol.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=191205045854&ref=ts

BTW, mods, if this isn't allowed, um...sorry!

Read this on another board (well IMDB). Someone posted this there asking this (dumbass) question:

"This is senseless...What is this team Jacob nonsense I am reaading on the board? What is the point of that? Do some fans want Bella to be with a man she doesn't love?

Bella LOVES, adores and lives for Edward. That much is clear and she has never lied about it or been confused on it so what is the point of this team jacob stuff?

What do you mean by team Jacob? Do you want Bella with the man she likes but DOES NOT truly love?"

-blinks- Wait what?

didnt know where to post this but my dad revealed to me he's read both twilight and new moon and he's on team humans. well mike does more loving. i shall get him on team jacob though hopefully :P

Hey Guys :-)!
I`m also new in this Community and i`m so happy to be here!!!
I`m Isabel, 25 Years young *g* and from Germany.

I made a lot of Videos, my first Jacob/Bella Vid i will post this evening. At the moment i`m on work and i should work, but this is more important ;-).

Wanna hear something? TODAY i throw the "lion_lamb" Comm out of my life!!!
I`m new at the hole Twilight Saga and read just for the first time the books. And first i was a stupid E/B ;-). But since New Moon and also Eclipse i looooooooooove the magical relationship between Jake and Bella.
I just love them! And Jake so much more than Bella.
And at the Moment i read for the first Time BD...what the hell is happening??? Can`t find words for that. Everything was breaking in my Jake/Bella Heart. I`m not finished yet but i think it can`t be more stupid.
And Eclipse has sooo much great Moments from Jake and Bella. What was going on with SM?
Sorry for my english but i think you know what i mean.

So i thought, F*** off LL Community...
Here is my new Home! And i love you Guys!
I`m so angry about the book...

Jacob was from the first Moment my Fav! Because he is real! He makes Mistakes and he has such a big Heart. And by the Way, Werewolves are so much cooler than Vampires. New Moon make me happy.

So- that was all! Hope it was not to much!
Wish you all a great Day!

Hey guys, first of all, my name's Nadia and I'm new (obviously) :D

So, I'm gonna post something just to get it off my chest. I re-read Eclipse last night and found myself hating Bella way more than I did before. Everything about her personality is just *ugh*!

I mostly hated how blind she is, I mean seriously, when Jacob does something wrong she makes him go on a fucking guilt trip but when Edward does something she completely shrugs it off and say that it's her fault?!

( this is what I'm talking about )

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Yeah, this has nothing to do with Twilight, but I just has to share this:



Makes me proud to be South African.